belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
you would pick up someone in the library
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
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