Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
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