wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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