we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
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