Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
Went up to some dude that hit on Laura and told him he has a voice like a grandma. Apparently didnt have muscles or kindness like grandma so can you pick me up at the ER please?
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
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