so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
im calling her cock vulture from now on
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
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