How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
Randomize
