im about as happy as oj after his trial
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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