How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
My boyfriend texted me as I was texting some random hookup from last night. His text: "Morning baby" My response: "Your cum is in my hair"
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
i am craving dick and cupcakes
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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