That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
birth control should be required to get into college
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
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