Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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