i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
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