i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
By cross-referencing our messages & her Twitter feed, I've deduced that she was eating spaghetti the whole time we were sexting.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
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