oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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