tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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