that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
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