I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
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