If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize