This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
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