bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
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