you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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