Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
When I start carrying a bottle in my hand, jumping from boat to boat with a grenade horn. YOU should know this isn't going to turn out well.
Everyone already knows you're a drunk, they understand.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
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