I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
Moment of the night: you were impatient while I paid for the tequila shots and proceeded to lick and salt MY hand for me. This is why we're roommates.
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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