can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
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