yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
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