I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
My dick has a subreddit
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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