Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Success! We fucked roommates!
Have you ever wanted to murder the Sun? To bring the life-giving fusion reactor to a bitter end because of the sheer agony it brings to your eyes as it keeps you awake. And for waking the birds. Fuck birds.
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