So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I can't believe the cop was so cool about the whole thing, I mean, I had man mayo all over my jeans.
I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
Acid is not a monday night drug
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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