Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
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