We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
Randomize
