Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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