She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
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