Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Are we in a gay sports bar?
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
life lesson learned today: sleeping pills and laxatives don't mix.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
Just wrote the directions to get to the girls house im hooking up with on the back of my marriage certificate. Officially worst husband ever.
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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