Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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