I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
So squirting runs in the family.
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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