I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
Dude.. I don’t care how hairy she is, you already left me at the bar, and now I have to find another fucking way home... NOW BE A MAN ABOUT IT!
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
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