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Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
I woke up after 12 hours of being wildly intoxicated, got jizz on my face, and woke up in a different bed than I passed out in. My makeup is still perfect. I'm writing Revlon a thank you note.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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