I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
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