I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
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