Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
Apparently I was so drunk I threw my entire wallet at the stripper on stage. That was the third time I should've gotten kicked out.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
i need some magic done to my vagina
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
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