best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
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