After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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