i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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