You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
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