so they are in my phone as twin 1 and twin 2. but i forget which is which. did i put them in order of who I hooked up with first, or who is sexier? cause i'm not trying to text the one with the girlfriend
1st off, theyre identical. 2ndly, have i ever told you that youre a huge slut? hope that helps
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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