At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
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