So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
Why do guys insist on chatting me up this early in the morning? I'm just like "Dude, I look like the bastard child of Einstein and a troll doll. Let me eat my Hot Pocket in peace."
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
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