Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
Don't tell me you're on acid again
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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