if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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