but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
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