redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
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