I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
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