Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I molested 6 butterflies tonight
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
I don't care that you had sex on my bed. I care that you used my lollipop condom. I was saving that for a special occasion
It was a special occasion. Your best friend had crazy awesome sex on your bed. Thank you
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
I honestly don't understand how your night went from singing a touching rendition of Africa to an angry political rant to low key trying to find a frat boy to bang to doing dishes to yoga
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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