this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
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